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How you cannot breathe at night while trying to sleep

How conjested you are when you wake up

How tired you still are after a long sleep

How your spouse snores

How pretty you think the mold and mildew is in the house

How cooking odors linger in the air long after the cooking is done

How pet odors give the house character

How much you enjoy taking allergy medicine